Nicole Richie Is Knocked Up Again
February 22, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
That was fast. Joel Madden wrote on Good Charlotte’s website that Sad Clown Baby is going to be a big sister! And this means Nicole Richie is going to get so fucking fat! And by “so fucking fat,” I mean more than 75lbs. Lard Ass Richie! Here’s what Joel wrote:
What’s better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now………
Better than an Oscar? Let me see. Oscars are gold-plated and shiny. They don’t accidentally (or purposely) go pee times in your face. They don’t interrupt your beauty sleep in the middle of the damn night with their moaning. And they don’t squirt out poopy pea soup. Yeah, waaaay better.
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