When Tranny Lizards Attack!!!!!!

February 20, 2009 / Posted by:

When your name is Tori Spelling and you have a face that brings the barfs faster than (don’t click on this) this video (don’t), you shouldn’t even think of saying shit like, “Do you know who I am?” Tori might as well have turned around, stuck her ass out and let the bitch stick his foot up her culo, because that’s just asking for it. Tori reportedly almost said that shit last night when a security guard wouldn’t let her into Christian Siriano’s fashion show in NYC.

The Daily Mail says when Tori tried to slither in, the security guard asked her for an invitation and that’s when she flipped her jaw. After a few seconds of Tori’s pathetic freak-out, organizers came in and ushered the lizard lady into the show. They should’ve ushered her back under the garden rock she came from.

In the security guard’s defense, he didn’t get a good look at her, because his eyes quit that bitch as soon they gazed upon the fugly of all fuglies. You have to be prepared to deal with something like that and the fugly hit him too hard and too fast.

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