Pure Elegance In The Morning
February 20, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
The Empress of Lucite was without her exquisite lucite heels yesterday as she picked up dry cleaning. No, it wasn’t her dry cleaning. Shauna doesn’t need that. When her clothes touch her body, they are magically cleansed. She was picking up the clothes of needy orphans or Jesus. One of them.
Even the most gorgeous and giving woman in the world needs a break from her lucite heels. Besides, her chichis are made of organic lucite, so she’s covered. The power of the lucite is always with her.
And before you judge her on that purse, you must know that the stuffed toy leopard its made of sacrificed itself to the Empress, so that he can always be near her. She honored his request by wrapping him around a Chinatown-made LV bag.
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