“Hey, man! I’m crazy bag head and I want some caaaaaaaaaaandy!”
You know Lady CaCa and Basement Baby are at Loehmann’s right now buying clearance bin purses so that they can recreate this epic fuckery Isaac Mizrahi sent down the runway yesterday. You thought trying to find shit in your purse was torture, wait until you wear this mess.
Isaac should also make an extra large version that goes right over the damn face. I’ll empty out my anal bleaching fund to buy one for Tori Spelling.