Only In America

February 20, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

This is why we need to keep freon away from our children. Inhaling massive amounts of freon produces fuckery like this. Actually, the word fuckery doesn’t even begin to describe this mess.

20-year-old Eddie McCrazy of Estero, Florida is soooo obsessed in the brains about reality mega whore Megan (Rock of Love, Charm School, I Love Money, Trophy Wife) that he got a tattoo of her pancake face and retarded chihuahua (her words) on his arm. A few minutes after Eddie got this tattoo, his crotch started itching, his no-no started leaking smegma and he had a rash on his taint. Infected by The Megan!

You know, I figured this dude just got the tattoo so he could lick her tittays whenever he wanted, but after investigating his MySpace, I found out he dances on my team. This OctoMommy crazy.

But seriously, this doesn’t make my idea of getting a “DJ Lady Tribe drank a buttery nipple shot out of my asshole” tattoo on my ass cheek seem so bad.

Source VIA ONTD

Tags: Crackheads, Hookers, I Don't Like Jokes, I Love Money, The Mind Is Boggled

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