Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which TV personality is “too white” for a Spanish-based program? He test-ed well, but execs were worried because he doesn’t really speak the language. (Gatecrasher)

AC Slater 4 Evah?

Which divorced celebrity parents should both be taken to task for saying nasty things about the other in front of their kids? Neither parent is acting very adult here. When talking to a friend over the phone (with the kids in the room), Mommy reportedly called her ex a diseased male whore. Daddy tells the kids that their Mommy is a psycho who should be in a mental hospital. (Blind Gossip)

Charlie & Denise? I’m surprised she doesn’t called him a disease male cunt. That would be better and her kids need to learn the cunt word early on.

Which celebrity couple will be quietly tying the knot in a remote location very soon? They are a bit of an odd pairing. One is primarily film, while the other is primarily television. One is older, the other younger. One is A list, the other B list. One has multiple children, while the other is more known for their siblings. (Blind Gossip)

Indy Jones & Ally McEatAMeal?

This C list film actress from a former hit television show who has B+ name recognition has been going around from tent to tent begging designers to give her free clothes and has also asked every celebrity she runs into if they have a place she can stay for the night. Maybe if she wouldn’t spend so much on the drugs she is sniffing constantly she would have enough money for a hotel room. (CDAN)

Mischa, Mischa, Mischa?