Put a Hazmat bag over this wonk-eyed, jizz-lipped skank ostrich – Hollywood Rag
Heidi Klum is still naked in GQ Germany – Egotastic!
Brit Brit’s Fe is at the wheel again – Popsugar
Halle Berry is wearing my aunt’s wallpaper as a dress, but she’s still hot – Hollywood Tuna
Steve Wilkos better be playing Roxy (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Biel is going straight to DVD. Where the bitch belongs – Lainey Gossip
And the Best Nippie Slip goes to…. – Cityrag
OctoMommy is not buying a million dollar house. She was just there to shoot Dr. Phil! Ugh – Just Jared
I think I’ve given a handjob to each one of these self-hating gays – Towleroad
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