Look at this Julie Andrews-looking bitch. Homegirl thinks she’s being slick, but I know exactly what she’s up to. Bitch probably thinks she’s the ginge fox and is fixin’ to mate with the Silver Fox. Over my fully dead ass lips (shut your mouth, they are 12% alive)! Slutty Andrews better hike up that Talbots skirt and get ready to rumble. The Boo is mine.
Slutty Andrews’ “do me Mah Boo” smile is making me want to find a baby roly poly to flick at! While I’m doing that, feast your eyes on Mah Boo at the Children Mending Hearts Benefit in Los Angeles last night. I’m also pleased to announce that soon I will be hosting the Mah Boo Mending No-Nos Benefit in my dreams tonight.