The Photoshop Awards: The Dancing With The Has-Beens Promo Pictures

February 19, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Lil’ Kim doesn’t even look like a human being anymore. Bitch looks like a straight-up house pussy. Bitch could slip into the cast of Garfield without a problem.

The costumers of Dancing with the Has-Beens better not give her anything with too much fringe, because she might stop dancing and start playing with that shit. And if she hears a loud noise, she’s going to bolt out of that bitch and hide under the nearest bed. CHERYL BURKE is going to sabotage Lil’ Kat by sprinkling cat nip all over the danceflooor. So when you see her rolling around the floor and purring, you know that’s what happened. If Lil’ Kat wins, they should give her a scratching post instead of a trophy. I’m serious.

Here’s some of the rest of the mess cast including Steve-O, Ty Murray, Shawn Johnson, Steve Wozniak, Belinda Carlisle, Jewel, Cunty Richards, Nancy O’Hell and Giles Marini. Of course, they give Mop Head the hottest piece. And I can’t wait to see Wozniak and Karina Smirnoff Ice. It’s going to look like Teddy Ruxpin busting a move with a Bratz doll.

Visit Zap2It to see pictures of the rest of the hos in need a paycheck.

Tags: Photoshop Awards

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