Not content with just animal fur eyelashes, JLo now harvests them on human heads. – moistiest
Combover: “I quit this bitch.” – Sweetas
What you can’t see in the front, is the sign hanging from his neck: FREE NECKSTACHE RIDES – WTFOMGLOL
Friends don’t let friends Drink and FlowBee. – LOVE ANDERSON
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