Open Post: Hosted By Justin Gaston’s Bulge

February 19, 2009 / Posted by:

Now I know why Miley Cyrus pays this hooker the big bucks. It’s obviously not for his brains. Although, I’m a little impressed to learn that he can rub his ass crack between a tennis net, grab his crotch and make an “O” face at the same time. Rubbing his nalgas against something is probably the only way he could make a “bust a nut” face. And it grosses me out that I’d hit it, because he’s licking on that hillbilly prostitot’s huge chipmunk teefs. Like The Soup says, “It’s stil a felony!

And here’s another shot of Gaston from VMAN. He really loves getting butt flossed by that net. I’m sure they went out for cocktails at The Abbey after this shoot.

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