No, Girl

February 19, 2009 / Posted by:

Dudes have the luxury of pissing wherever we want, basically. We just have to whip it out and we can go pee times on a tree, abandoned couch, kitten, elderly person, etc… etc… The options are endless. Chicks don’t have many options when it comes to pissing on the go, but now they do, thanks to the Go Girl! For the low price of $4.99, the Go Girl allows you to stick a funnel on your cooch and let it flow wherever, whenever! This is not fakery. Here’s the description direct from their website:

Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to urinate while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discrete. It’s hygienic.

GoGirl is easy to use. Just lower your panties, and put GoGirl against your body, forming a seal. Aim and, well, pee. Pretty simple, huh?

It also has a double use! If you’re bored and feeling horny, you can turn it around and it instantly becomes a lady jizz slide! And when a bitch makes fun of you for pulling this fuckery out, you can use it to poke their eye out! A piss funnel has so many uses!

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