They Need The Publicity

February 18, 2009 / Posted by:

Rachel Bilson, Seth Cohen’s forever girl from The OC, and the dude who ruined Darth Vadar are engaged to be married. Their Google search ranking must have fell off the charts, so they decided to pull this. It was either that or a sex tape, but I don’t know if Hayden is up for that shit.

Page Six says some dude was on a flight with Rachel and noticed a ring on her finger, so he asked if she was married. She responded, “I’m not married yet, just engaged. I know I look like I’m 15, but I’m actually 27.” One of Rachel’s friends also told People, “They’re a great couple. Rachel seems thrilled beyond belief.”

I’ve heard a queer story about Rachel’s new fiance, but the friend who told me could’ve been on some of the bad shit and mistook Hayden for some random trick. Who knows. My friend said his nutsack smelled like guinea pig poop. Okay, when a friend tells you something like that, it’s time to check them off the list and walk away. Their services are no longer needed.

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