Tameka Foster Is Out Of The Hospital

February 18, 2009 / Posted by:

Tameka Foster is back out on the loose, just 11 days after her body freaked out right before she was about to get some fat wet vacced out. The lipo gone wrong reportedly left Tameka in a temporary coma while doctors tried to get her shit together.

A spokeswhore for the Sirio-Libanes Hospital in Brazil confirmed that Tameka checked out on Monday night, but wouldn’t say what she’s up to now.

Usher’s spokesbitch hasn’t said why things went wrong, but the president of the Brazilian Society of Plastic Surgery, Jose Tariki, told the New York Daily News that Tameka told doctors she had a baby four months ago. Bitch was lie-telling, because she knocked out a kid only 2 months ago. Jose went on to say, “After a pregnancy,the abdomen muscle is violently stretched,becomes flaccid and swells. The patient needs six to eight months to return to normal and only then can undergo surgery.

Does this bitch watch Dick/Tuck?! Everyone knows you’re not supposed to lie about shit when you’re about to go into surgery or wrecks like this happen! Your doctor is really the only ho you should be honest with. Well, your doctor and your dealer.

I just hope Tameka played it smart and didn’t go back to get the job done. I mean, some dumb hos wouldn’t let a little thing called cardiac arrest get in the way of them getting skinny.

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