The Pet Shop Boys closed the Brit Awards tonight with a medley of their songs and everything was going hot. There were giant talking heads on the screen and Chris Lowe restyled Brit Brit’s infamous pink wig and wore it. Pretty perfect. Then a nose monster came out of the shadows to destroy everything! Lady CaCa looked like she belonged on the clearance shelf at Big Lots. I just want to stick some fake flowers in her mouth and set her on my coffee table. Bitch definitely got this shit from the reject rack at the Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead fashion show.
Brandon Flowers also made a cameo and his voice would have sounded a lot better if he sang into my no-no instead of that mic.
Here’s some pictures of their rehearsal earlier today. That outfit, right? Porcelain vase gone WRONG.