This Is Why She’s The White Oprah

February 17, 2009 / Posted by:

Earlier, I posted some shit about HoHan saying she just ate a Big Mac when asked about her greasy chicken bone body. Well, HoHan takes her mom’s advice. White Oprah talked to Access Hollywood about the subject of her checking account’s weight and said, I’m a mom. If I see my daughter a little thin, I say, ‘Eat more McDonald’s.’”

Okay, are these twats trying to get a deal with McDonald’s or something? Because I’m sure there’s a McDonald’s in Mastic, NY that will let them clean the bathrooms or some shit. They don’t need to beg.

No wonder she’s knows as the White Oprah, because bitch really is treasure chest of wisdom. She knows what’s best for her children. When I was younger and asked my mom for McDonald’s, she’d usually say something like, “I’d rather fry up a used roach motel and serve that to you than get you McDonald’s.” So White Oprah is better at mothering than my own mother. That’s why all of White Oprah’s children are the epitome of health. They are so lucky.

White Oprah went on to yap more about it, because once you get the whore on the phone, you just can’t get her off! “I don’t know why people care about other people’s weight. I think they should look in their own mirror and stare at themselves. I told Lindsay I think she’s a little thin. But we go through this every couple of months. My daughter is happy and healthy and that’s all that really matters.”

I would tell this raggedy ass skeezer of a mother that she’s the one who needs to look in the mirror, but that’s impossible for her to do! Every mirror in her house is probably lying on a table and covered in cokey dust.

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