The White Zone Is NOT For This Shit

February 17, 2009 / Posted by:

The white zone is for immediate unloading and loading only, it’s not for slut canoodling! Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty to need unload nuts on each other or drive the fuck off! Of course, the nobody is bothering their asses!

The last time I picked a bitch up from the airport, I had to wait a quick minute for them to run out to the car from baggage claim. It was like 2 seconds. But of course, some traffic officer had to give me lip about it! Bitch even told me to get out of the car. HELL NO. Ho could’ve had a taser! I’m not going to knowingly walk into a situation that will most likely involve me getting fucking zapped. That’s what would’ve happened to. He would’ve said some shit, I would’ve rolled my eyes and ZAP! Just like I’d have mini pork rinds for ass lips. If only Sienna and Balthazar got their asses tasered. The world is not fair.

And I’m trying to stick by my fellow whore with no morals, but she is making it hard by continuing to suck on that bag of dicks! I mean, can Balthazar’s peen deep clean her teeth while she’s sucking on it? If it can’t, then the dick is not worth it. It’s a sad day when a big whore gets dickmatized. Do the dick, don’t let the dick do you. Stupid bitch!

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