Tell Us How You Really Feel

February 17, 2009 / Posted by:

Why isn’t Roseanne on The View? This is the shit we need. Roseanne is not afraid to unleash her batshit craziness and deliver the fucking truth on a hot platter made of anger. I love blog-yelling! I’m sure she broke her Dell (she doesn’t strike me as a MacBook Air kind of bitch) busting this love letter to Chris Brown on her blog:

chris brown’s lies and excuses

make me want to beat the crap out of him…he uses the language of the perpetrator just like every sleazy bastard who ever smacked his wife, kid mother or girlfriend around uses. you dirty bastard, I hope you go to prison for ten years. IT’S YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLE! as for all the mealy mouthed hollywood and music scene chicks that can’t bring themselves to condemn a misogynistic bully, let me say this: your time as whores for propaganda is ending, bitches.

If this was an episode of Roseanne, Dan would get in his truck and handle this shit. Actually, I think that was an actual episode. Roseanne’s rant was just what I need to forgive her for the final 2 seasons of her show. She was on notice for so long for that lottery bullshit.

Roseanne’s nipples exploded in anger after writing that shit. Hopefully, she calmed down by holding a babeh. Actually, that would probably make things worse. The last time I held a baby, my friend kept her hands below the little thing at all times. She said I looked like I wanted to drop the baby and walk away. She was right. So…Roseanne should hold a lesbian instead. A hug from a gayelle is soothing like a Calgon bath.

Speaking of babehs and gayelles, here’s Sara Gilbert aka Darlene Connor and her kid wandering around L.A. the other day. Don’t tell me if those are real UGHS on Darlene’s feet. I don’t want to know the truth. A gayelle in UGHS is a bad omen.

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