Open Post: Hosted By Alfie’s Father

February 17, 2009 / Posted by:

No, this is not the same Open Post host as yesterday. Although, Sugartits Gibson and Alfie’s daddy do have the same features. They are not the same bitch. I think.

Anysatanisyodaddy, you might have already cleared out your brain cookies when you read this shit, so let me just refresh your memory. Alfie Patten is the 13-year-old toddler who somehow found a way to make a baby. This is Alfie’s father. That is not a mask. Everything makes sense now, right?

Devil Patten wouldn’t answer any questions outside of his house, but I just have one for him. Why did he create CROCs and UGGs? Why?! And if Devil Patten ever said he was “over the you know what” about his new grandchild, I’d turn inside out and crawl into the nearest hole.

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