Class & Elegance: The greatest auction in the world. However, where’s the rhinestone covered Jesus Juice sippy cup? – Defamer
Zac Efron can try to butch up his look, but he’ll always be a beautiful lipstick lesbian to me – SOW
Kate Moss isn’t knocked up, her titties just grew. Yeah, confusing. Maybe titties grew in her stomach? Me no understand. – I’m Not Obsessed
Spork falls on catwalk. Thank you, internets – Socialite Life
Fuggie is more ripped than her husband. He obviously needs more meth with his protein shakes – ICYDK
GQ is wrong – Celebitchy
Another reason to hate Duffy – Holy Moly!