Morning Wood

February 17, 2009 / Posted by:

Class & Elegance: The greatest auction in the world. However, where’s the rhinestone covered Jesus Juice sippy cup? – Defamer

Zac Efron can try to butch up his look, but he’ll always be a beautiful lipstick lesbian to me – SOW

Kate Moss isn’t knocked up, her titties just grew. Yeah, confusing. Maybe titties grew in her stomach? Me no understand. – I’m Not Obsessed

Spork falls on catwalk. Thank you, internets – Socialite Life

Fuggie is more ripped than her husband. He obviously needs more meth with his protein shakes – ICYDK

GQ is wrong – Celebitchy

Another reason to hate DuffyHoly Moly!

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