HoHan Ate A Big Mac!

February 17, 2009 / Posted by:

And I think that Big Mac settled in her titties. So… Lately, HoHan has been looking like you can find her in a back alley pawing at fish bones while scratching the fleas in her ears. She tells UsWeekly that she doesn’t look like that on purpose.

HoHan said, “I eat. I had my Big Mac yesterday from McDonald’s. People have their ups and downs. Kids in college get DUIs. Everyone goes through something, and everyone can relate to something. I think that I don’t ever want to pretend to be something that I’m not. I’m not perfect; nobody is perfect. If you try to be perfect, you’ll probably go crazy. But you should always accept yourself for who you are. And that’s what I’ve done, and I’m happy.

HoHan blamed the reason she looks like a spork on “working a lot” (HA!!!!), “stress” and “lack of sleep.”

HoHan might have had a Big Mac, but she washed that shit down with a Supersized line of cokey coke. If bitch wants to do that, she should at least follow it up with a couple of McNuggetinis with extra BBQ sauce. She needs to sip that shit from a straw made out of a french fry. Oh fuck, does a french fry straw exist in reality? Or did I daydream that?

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