Sheriff Leon Lott of Columbia, SC has finally taken the stick out of his ass and smoked it up, because bitch is chilling out with the whole Michael Phelps investigation. Sheriff Lott said in a press conference this afternoon that he won’t file any charges against the God of the Sea based on that picture of him taking a bong hit. Sheriff Lott said, “Having thoroughly investigated this matter, we do not believe we have enough evidence to prosecute anyone that was present at the November party.”
Sheriff Lott should change him name to Sheriff Obvious. Fucking duh. I bet this ho and his gang of morons just used this shit to get a hold of as much weed as they can for themselves. That’s why police officers love donuts so much! No judgments here.
But seriously, the stoners of the world should unite and form their own investigation to find the twatty who sold the pictures of Phelpsie blowing a bong to The News of the World. That traitor must pay! Punishment: a lifetime without the green. That’s basically a lifetime of sadness.