One of these things is made of wax and the other is made of Cheetos. One lights up with the help of a wick and the other lights up with the help of a Lexapro-infused Frapp! Okay, enough of that. Brit Brit has a new wax figure and that shit is pretty much the real thing. Same pan-fried weave, same Krispy Kreme-glazed eyes and matching Chiclet teefs! They can probably have a really deep and meaningful conversation together about how Pop Rocks should really make lube.
The wax figure just needs a generous sprinkling of Cheeto dust. Also, if they could make that shit wet fart chipped beef, then it would be Brit Brit’s clone! Seriously, Brit should take the rest of the year off and send her wax figure out on tour instead. Just put that thing on stage, slap a face mic on it and nobody will know the difference.