Milo Ventimiglia Has Finally Woken Up

February 16, 2009 / Posted by:

Let’s all welcome Milo Ventimiglia back into the world of reality, because he’s finally woken up from his troll-loving haze by splitting up with Hayden Panatroll. That’s what UsWeekly claims. Some source told them that 31-year-old Milo and 19-year-old Hayden ended their 1-year-old relationSHIT last week. The source went on to say, “It was a lifestyle conflict. They were in very different places. Hayden is young. She likes to go out in the Hollywood scene and that’s not his style.

At least we can finally remove the PedoBear-approved stamp from Milo’s taint. I don’t even know what he saw in that sausage troll to begin with. She’s like Gary Coleman to me. Bitch is going to be like 40, looking like a little 13-year-old. That will never be hot. If I was a hostess at a restaurant and Hayden walked in, I’d immediately grab a high chair for her little ass. That has to kill the romantic mood of her dates. You know, she’s not even THAT short. She’s like 5″, but still looks like she can easily fit in a hot dog bun. Strange.

If Milo wants a midgelet, he should get with one that will take it like a big bitch. I’m talking about La Pequena, of course. And now that Hayden is free, she can go marry a whale or whatever.

And “lifestyle conflict” means she wouldn’t do it in the butt, right?

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