The Divorce Duet Didn’t Happen

February 15, 2009 / Posted by:

A couple of months ago there was a rumor that gay ass JLo and the keeper to the underworld Skeletor would sing a farewell duet to their marriage on Valentine’s Day at Madison Square Garden in NYC. Well, that shit never happened. Instead, JLo and Skeletor dragged the Dragon Twins on stage to show everyone what a big happy fucking family they are. I think the whole audience turned to stone when the BABIES!! came out. I mean, they pretty much look like Skeletor in baby form. Except they each weigh more than his ass. This is some SKELETOR ANTHONY’S shit. Yeah, that didn’t work, but I to give a shot.

The Dragon Tales twins look confused, because they have no idea who those people are holding them.

After the concert, JLo and Skeletor went our to dinner. Well, she ate the menu and he snacked from a bag of children’s nails he always keeps with him.

JLo’s looking a little swollen in the baby housing area. It’s probably nothing. Her ego has just settled in her belly. It’s trying to escape through her poon. Even it doesn’t want to be around her fake ass.

And let’s all bow our heads in a moment of silence to honor the dead pigeons on JLo’s nasty ass heels.

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