There’s nothing better than a boozy pepaw sexing it up in a black speedo. Actually, yeah there is. A boozy pepaw sexing it up in a black speedo while trying to put his pants on as a shirt is even better. The bitches around his ass agree with me. Those whores are having the time of their lives. Even a little boy runs by recording this mess on his phone. They are all acting like this shit has never happened to them. It happens to everyone! Right?
One time I was at some trick’s house, wasted out of my brains. If you put a Brethalyzer near my asshole, I would’ve farted a 1.2 or more. Drunk. Well, when fucky times was over, I started to put myself together for the 4am walk of shame. Getting dressed while drunk is never easy, especially when it’s at some strange whore’s apartment. It’s confusing!
After about a minute or two of trying to get dressed, the mofo started laughing hysterically. I thought to myself, “It’s just a growth. Get over it.” But quickly realized that I was putting on my pants as a shirt just like the sexy pepaw above. I told the whore to shut the hell up and then said, “It also doubles as a shrug, you dumbass.”
That’s exactly what this sexy pepaw should’ve done. Worn that shit as a shrug and stomped off. Some people really don’t understand fashion.