Somebody in this world hates Kellie Pickler and that someone did her make-up yesterday for some fashion show. Bitch looks like she just gave a rim job to the Pillsburgh Doughboy and really got fucking into it. Just put her face in there and motorboated his butt. Motorbutted.
The thing is. This shit could’ve been saved easily with a few strokes from a Sharpie. Color in those eyebrows, line those lips and bitch would’ve looked like a gorgeous chola I used to hang out with in high school. We called that hot bitch Casper. She had two babies by the time she was 16, so homegirl was really friendly.
Here’s more of Kellie and her Wino nose with JLove in NYC yesterday.