Wino Is Down And Out In St. Lucia

February 14, 2009 / Posted by:

You can’t officially declare it a Wino party until an ambulance is called! And that’s what happened last night on the Isle of Crackie aka St. Lucia. The Sun says the Crackie of the Caribbean has been taking some kind of crack replacement (probably Methadone?) to help her get off the bad shit. Wino ran out of the medicinal crack and her body wasn’t amused, so she started doing the Exorcism shake and finally collapsed. Everyone around her is probably used to that shit. They stopped, dropped and rolled her into the hospital. Oh, Wino!

One source told The Sun, She looked in a terrible state, a shaking mess. The people with her were very concerned.”

Wino was rushed to her second home, the hospital, and is said to be doing well. Hopefully, she’ll check out of that joint shortly. Her spokeswhore just shook his head and said, “Well, you know…” No, he said she was in the hospital because she ran out of her substitute for crack.

Wino’s talking bitch said too much. Bitch should have just said she was being treated for exhaustion. You know, it’s fucking tiring crawling around and stealing cocktails. Wait. No, the “exhaustion” excuse is out. He should have said she was in the hospital giving birth to nonuplets. That’s the new exhaustion.

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