The Carol Channing of praying mantises and Jennie Garth walked in the Heart Truth’s Red Dress fashion show yesterday and there was something different about Jennie’s face. It’s looking a little botoxy. Naw. That bitch thinks she’s too good and wholesome for that shit. She probably just stared at Tori Spelling’s face of fug too long. Every wrinkle on Jennie’s face straightened out in fright. Tori should set up a booth. Just one long stare into Tori’s fug mug and you’ll have a face like a baby’s ass.
February 14, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K