Open Valentine’s Day Post: Hosted By Stains

February 14, 2009 / Posted by:

Happy Valentine’s Day, you whores! This is just like any other holiday. It’s another excuse to get drunk and get dicked! And if you’ve don’t got a peen handy, that’s what Craigslist is for. Just make sure you don’t get a VD on VD. But if you must, get one that washes off easy and won’t leave a mark that concealer can’t cover.

I think I’ll spend my VD staring into Stains’ crystal ball eyes to find the true meaning of love. If I stare long enough, he’ll probably hypnotize me into making him a big platter of cupcakes with extra frosting and sprinkles. Or force me to pour him a glass of milk. Which leads me to this mind-boggling amazing clip……

Stains is not only transfixed by cupcakes. He’s also mesmerized by a cup of milk! That little whoreball lapping up the milk is cruel. Stains just wants some milk for his cupcakes and that evil bitch is taunting him by slowly drinking it all up with its little tongue. The delicious milk that goes perfect with cupcakes is going away. But fear not. Stains is using his powerful crazy eyes to zap away that tiny slut’s vocal cords so it can no longer yap. And we all know a dog like that lives to yap! Stains always wins.

Stains for Emperor of the World!

(Thanks Nicole)

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