After hearing the news that Katherine HAGel, the wicked cunt of Grey’s Anatomy, was leaving the show, I did a “fuck yes” dance (involves no-no wiggling and taint thrusting) and haven’t really stopped. Until now. My ass can stop dropping to the floor in happiness, because Shonda Rhimes, the show’s executive producer, said that shit was all lies. The frown on my face has returned and my teeth can go back to the “grind” position.
It seemed like the real deal, because Grey’s cast member James Pickens Jr. is the one who said that shit. When asked if T.R. Knight and HAGel were going back to the gutter, he said “yes.” But Shonda has pulled out the “taken out of context” card. At last night’s NAACP Image Awards, she said, “Things happen, and … I think rumors become fact very easily. And you know I don’t like to tell you what’s going to happen on the show — but that is a rumor.”
James, who will probably be punished for this by being forced to tongue kiss HAGel during a scene, back peddled and said, “When the question was posed to me, I was more trying to congratulate Katie and T.R. on whatever they were going to do. But yeah, I don’t have any special info about it either way.” Like I said, bitch was just praying out loud. And now his false prayers have hurt us all!
And I was about to add Grey’s Anatomy to my Tivo once that HAGel stuck the broom up her culo and flew away. My Tivo wasn’t pleased, but it has dodged the bullet this time!
James probably just said that shit in the first place to fuck with HAGel. He knows the bitch thinks she’s the chunk in the jizz and wants to leave the show to become a big movie star. HA! Siiiiike, bitch.