That’s Just Drew’s Way!

February 13, 2009 / Posted by:

It’s hard to keep up with Drew Barrywhore. First, bitch was CLT+AL+Fucking on the Mac Dude, then she moved on to one of the maybe-gays of Gossip Girl, and then she was linked to Jason Segel. I might have missed a dude or twenty. Homelips has got more miles on her vag than my mom’s old 1988 Nissan Stanza.

Well, now Page Six thinks Drew is getting on Divine Brown’s ex-lover, Hugh Grant. On Monday night, Drew was at the Waverly Inn (which is like a restaurant and not an old timey hotel) in NYC when Hugh strolled in. Some witness said, “She squealed and jumped in his arms. The two then made out.”

Oh, that’s how the hippie child of the sunflowers does it. You know those type. When they greet you, their lips start aiming for yours. You either hold in your vomit and let them do it or you tell them you have mono….and the herp…..and the bird flu… and the consumption.

Drew just greets all her co-stars with the tongue! You should fucking see how she says “Hi” to E.T.! That alien bitch has to phone the free clinic after that shit.

Image: Bauer Griffin (and it’s an old pic from 2007 on the set of that shit show they did together)

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