Some Bitch Actually Bought This Mess

February 13, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Some of us are still recovering from seeing Vadge’s vintage sascrotch the first time. I still won’t let my dog sit on my lap because it gives me terrible flashbacks. Well, you know what the say, the best way to conquer your fear is to face it again! That’s why you have to (NSFL) click here to relieve the hairy fuggery all over again. Make you sure you zoom in and get a little closer. After your stomach has emptied itself all over your keyboard, it won’t seem so bad. It’s a shame she didn’t enter it in Westminster. That cunt would’ve won Best in Show.

Anysugarpielivesonmadonnascooch, some bitch named Fabrizio Masoni bought that shit at auction for $37,500 yesterday.

Where the hell is he going to hang that mess? In his bathroom to remind him to shave every day? I could never have that thing it my house. My dog would annoy me by always wanting to cuddle next to it thinking it’s his long-lost mommy.

Tags: Animal Stories, Madonna, Paris Hilton

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