Mickey Rourke Would Rather Hit This Than Courtney Love’s Ass
February 13, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Mickey Rourke laid down his response to those rumors that he’s rubbing surgery scars with Courtney Love. While leaving some joint in NYC last night, Mickey said, “I’d rather be on a deserted island with a gorilla.”
This prompted every gorilla in the world to hit up their local wig shop, buy the rattiest blonde mop in the store, learn how to slur through every Hole song, develop an addiction to OxyContin and start a MySpace page where they will randomly rant about how everyone is stealing money from their asses. They need to do this shit in order to throw Mickey off their trail.
Here’s the gorilla fucker in the most precious velvet slippers ever with his forever bff Loki in NYC yesterday afternoon.
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