I know, two Fishsticks Paltrow posts in a row, but these fugly leather diapers can’t get away. They look like they’re ready for a big, hot load of GOOP to drop right in them. Bitch has pancake crotch.
The last time I saw shorts like this was on a leather daddy who smartly accessorized with a harness, combat boots, a dog collar and a ball gag. That’s what was missing from this retina-burning ensemble: a ball gag in Fishy’s mouth! That would make me stand up, clap and fart out a GOOP nugget out of sheer happiness!