The “Over The Moon” Watch

February 12, 2009 / Posted by:

EVIL SQUARED! Fishsticks Paltrow on Cuntplay’s Grammy win:

“I was over the moon because those guys work so hard. They’re so, so dedicated, and they bleed, sweat and cry to get it all perfect.

The things I hate the most are together and it hurts. The only thing that could make this worse is if Fishy, Katherine HAGel and CHERYL BURKE said this quote in unison while wearing Crocs in front of a mountain of UGGS. If that happened, a black hole under my chair would open up and suck me into the depths of Hell.

And when fugly Fishy makes her way over the moon again, can she take this milk with her? Tell her it’s organic and made from GOOP. It will fit perfectly down her throat, so it will be easy to transport. I measured.

(Thanks Michele & Linda)

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