Kate Hudson’s Sexy Bathroom Pole Dancing

February 12, 2009 / Posted by:

Kate Hudson has talked about her love of pole dancing before, because it’s fun and makes her feel empowered as a strong woman of the world. Bleh, bleh, bleh. If you ask any pole Kate’s smeared her bits on, they’d say it makes them feel weepy and suicidal.

Anygoldiehawnneedstoslapherchild, a sourcie tells UsWeekly (via The Scoop) that Kate had a stripper pole installed in her bathroom and she’s proud of it! They said, “She’s so proud of it. She was laughing and giddy like a kid when the thing was installed! She holds on with both her arms and flips her legs into the air. It’s kind of amazing and totally sexy.

They got the work order wrong. The pole was supposed to be installed up her ass.

But seriously, there has to be a good reason for this. Kate Hudson is like all green and shit, right? Like she loves hugging trees and stuff? Maybe this is her way of saving toilet paper. After she takes a shit, she gets on the pole, flips her legs into the air, wraps her ass cheeks around it and slides that shit clean. Shit and slide!

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