February 12, 2009 / Posted by:

MY EYES! MY ORGANS! MY EVERYTHING! I think my body is fucking shutting down and checking out of this bitch after looking at pictures from TMZ of OctoMommy taken 8 days before she popped out her litter of money babies. Any ovaries you had just shriveled up in fright and it probably took your uterus with it. Fuck, I think I grew ovaries just so they could dry up in terror. This is some LITTLE SHOP OF HORROR’S shit! And don’t even make me think of what her stomach looks like after. It’s probably a million light years beyond FOPA (fat over pubic area). It’s probably SOKA (skin over knee area). Remind me to never EVER have eight kids.

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