DEATHMATCH: Billy Mays vs. Vince ShamWow
When Vince ShamWow’s name comes up, Billy Mays rolls up his sleeves, sandpapers the inside of his throat and goes off. During an interview with Adam Corolla, a caller asked about Vince and Billy went on and on about how he was going to take that little bitch down. Billy said that when it comes to the ShamWow, Billy laid down the foundation, Vince built the house and now he’s going to redecorate. Yeah, I don’t know how Billy became Debbie Travis. It’s like I suddenly switched over to HGTV.
Billy said he was ready to have a pitch-off with Vince any time, any place. That kind of sounds dirty sexy. Why do I picture Billy’s hairy low-hangers on Vince’s meth-face?
Personally, I think that if they got into a room together, the world would implode. This shit probably has something to do with those two satellites crashing into each other. They heard this news first and couldn’t fucking take it. So if Billy and Vince actually faced off, Earth would collide with another planet and turn into star dust.
But seriously, even though Billy looks like he could kill a grizzly bear with his pinky toe, methinks he’s still no match for Vince. Vince might look like a tweaked out turtle, but the bitch was crazy enough to start a one-man war against Scientology. Nothing scares him.
Billy’s rant is below:
(Thanks Kamila)