Dear Kate Hudson, This Is How It’s Done

February 12, 2009 / Posted by:

Earlier, I posted about how Kate Hudson loves the art of pole grinding so much that she had a stripper’s pole installed in her poop room. Well, that saggy bitch doesn’t have shit on Real World: Brooklyn’s resident tranny girl Katelynn. Katelynn doesn’t need to install shit, because she will use any kind of pole to get the job done.

Last night, the skanks went to some restaurant/bar/outhouse in Gettysburg and Katelynn spotted a pole and made it hers. The thing wasn’t a stripper’s pole, it was a fucking support pole! The dumb bitch! But Katelynn saw a pole and she had a dream to tantalize everybody in the room with her skills. That’s until the bitch fell. Still, every whore on the Rock of Love Bus probably burst a twatty wart, because they were so proud of Katelynn. Every pole is meant to be grinded on. Every.

You weren’t alone if you were secretly wishing the support pole broke causing the entire roof to come crashing down on her. No, you weren’t.

After Katelynn’s pole dancing FAIL, she started freaking on some pepaw midget man. At first, I thought it was Chuy from Chelsea Lately. I think Katelynn did too.

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