Tameka Just Wanted A Little Lipo

February 11, 2009 / Posted by:

Usher’s spokeswhores and the Brazilian hospital where his wife is currently laid up at aren’t saying what “routine surgery” she was having down there. But you can always count on the Brazilian media to get their shovels out and dig for some shit. The news site G1 (via E!) says Tameka was about to get some fat and her dick wet vacced when her body started freaking the hell out. Tameka reportedly went into cardiac and respiratory arrest.

It all happened while Tameka was being anesthetized. Tameka had to be put in an induced coma for one full day so that her body could stabilize. Tameka is now in recovery. Her body was not having it, because it just dealt with giving birth to a baby two months ago.

Some whores have been wondering why Tameka flew all the way to Brazil just to get some chunk sucked out. Well, the dumb bitch probably wanted to be sneaky about it. Some whores to go Brazil on “vacation” and come back looking like Dr. Plasticstein’s newest creation. They just say a Tupperware factory down in Brazil blew up on them. Or something.

I also hear that they are masters of the plastic down there. They are pros at nipping and tucking. Shit. I might fly my ass over there to get my no-no, bleached, lipo’d and lifted. It needs an extreme asshole makeover.

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