Should I Be Surprised?

February 11, 2009 / Posted by:

When I first saw the headline at UsWeekly, I thought it read: “Rep: Mandy Moore Engaged to BRYAN Adams.” This confused me at first but then I got all excited thinking of their Robin Hood themed wedding and Bryan singing “Everything I Do (I Do It For You) ” while he walks himself down the aisle. Somebody needs to have a Robin Hood themed wedding and it should be Bryan. But my cum bubble burst when I read it was Ryan not Bryan. Booo.

I didn’t even know they were dating. Or did I? I don’t know. All those boring broccoli people are all the fucking same. According to Us, Mandy has been picking the fleas out of Ryan’s hair since around March. They broke up in July for a quick second. Mandy’s spokeswhore confirmed the engagement.

Mandy has bumped stickies with DJ Am, Zach Braff, Wilmer Valderwhatever and Andy Roddick. Ryan has dated Parker Posey before.

I hope Ryan keeps that gorgeous hair color for the wedding. It’s Autumn Sunrise and I like it.

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >