Open Post: Hosted By Your Favorite Hobo Rapper

February 11, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Joaquin Phoenix rolled from under the bridge he’s been living at to host this open post and to catch a flight out of LAX. I’m assuming Joaquin is traveling domestically, but if he’s not, he should check his visiting country’s custom policies. Those bitches would not appreciate his ass bringing pounds of ass cheese and dick bush bugs into their country. But seriously, please pray for me, because I think I’m starting to find him kind of hot in his present state. The mega slut disease is not a joke.

Sometimes a dirty bitch can make me dry heave so much that it makes my privates tingle. And I bet he randomly shouts bible verses during sexy times like a crazy homeless subway man. That’s a turn on. Yes, my ass cheek skin might fall on contact, but it wouldn’t be the first time. Just a little Mighty Putty fixes that!

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