Kanye West Wants The Rainbow Back

February 11, 2009 / Posted by:

If you’re a straight bitch and you suddenly have an intense craving for the genitals of the same sex, just look away from this picture and your symptoms will go away.

Anygay, Sway over at MTV asked Kanye West about this pussy puckering picture taken during Paris fashion week.

Kanye explained it all. It’s not in CAPS, so those of you who finally became fluent in Kanyeism, may have trouble reading it. It doesn’t feel like Kanye if he’s not breaking his MacBook Air over it.

I’m gonna tell you something about the Paris pic. They was like, some of the people dressed in the outfits, I didn’t check out everybody’s outfit that hopped in the picture with me — I can’t be completely responsible. You go right into my outfit, my outfit is good.

Let me tell you another thing about … I’m doing a blog right now where I’ve been collecting all of the freshest stuff that’s rainbows — Denver Nuggets jerseys, BAPE shoes, Nikes with rainbows on ’em — and saying, “Man I think as straight men we need to take the rainbow back because it’s fresh.” It looks fresh. I just think that because stereotypically gay people got such good like style that they were smart enough to take a fresh-ass logo like the rainbow and say that it’s gonna be theirs. But I was like “Man I think we need to have the rainbow” — the idea of colors , life and colors and stuff, I mean how is that a gay thing? Colors? Having a lot of colors is gay?

Kanye can’t take the rainbow. He’s going to have to rip out of my cold, hard ass lips. And just when he thinks he has it, sparkly unicorns are going to gallop out of my ass and bite at him. This will be pretty easy since glittery pink fairies will also fly out and hold Kanye down. The rainbow fucking stays.

But seriously, what in BENJAMIN BUTTON’S RAINBOW hell is this bitch talking about? Oh, how I just want to skip into Kanye’s brain and spend one day there. It’s like a funhouse of pure fuckery!

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