Crazy Baby Lady Is A Cover Girl!

I’m sure you can find covers like this on the wall in every Brangaloonie’s shrine room to their holy couple, but they make theirs at a kiosk at Six Flags. This one is for real! OctoMommy is on the cover of Life & Style this week because they think she might be the craziest Brangaloonie of all-time and forever. But she denied that shit to Ann Curry last night on Dateline.

When Ann asked in her whispery soul-killing voice about the rumors that she’s pulling a Single White Female on St. Angie, OctoMommy answered, “I have never even thought of Angelina Jolie except the last time I saw a movie. I think that was like years ago. This is so far away from the place I’m in right now to think of any celebrity.” Yeah, she’s too fucking busy trying to become one to think about shit like that. And about those lippy injections? She said, “No, no.”

Whatever. This crazy bitch could tell me that Kanye West only blogs in CAPS and exclamation points and I’d still head over to his site to double check, because she gets cloudy in the brains when it comes to facts. And by “cloudy in the brains,” I mean the bitch is a pro lie-teller.

Crazy Baby Lady may lie, but pictures don’t! Your pussy lips might get that swollen when you’re constantly knocked up, but I don’t know if your mouth lips do. Bitch is going to use that excuse. You know it.

If you missed the interview last night, you can read the transcript, watch clips or look at pictures here. But wait, there’s more!

Crazy Baby Lady has her own website and she’s looking for donations, because your tax dollars just aren’t enough. I think that when she pushed out those millions of babies, she also pushed out her dignity. And I know you’d rather donate to Chris Brown’s defense fund than this shit, but here’s her website. Even the rainbow looks crazy on that site.