Christina Raines Doesn’t Care About Her Gorgeous Eyebrows

February 11, 2009 / Posted by:

This shit comes straight out of the “You’re a dumb bitch and eyebrow hater” file. Remember how Christina Raines said that her engagement to alleged lady killer Drew Peterson was a fake ass publicity spectacle? And how she and her two kids moved out of his death dungeon? Well, Christina is taking it all back. Last night Drew’s sixth fiancee called The Chicago Tribune and told them she moved back in with him and their “relationship” is still going on.

You know, my eyebrows are done crying over Christina. There’s no more tears. I just wish that her own ravishing eyebrows hop on the next Chinatown bus out of that bitch before it’s too late. They can crash on Pia Glenn’s couch. She obviously treasures exquisite eyebrows.

The next time I see a picture of dumb bitch Christina, I’m hoping the famewhore is complete eyebrowless. She doesn’t deserve their love and affection anymore!

(Thanks Mary)

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