Brangie On Your Lips
St. Angie and Brad Pitt were voted the celebwhores with the “most kissable” lips in a readers’ poll on FeelUnique.com, so the website commissioned sculptor Willard Wigan to carve their heads on a tube of lipstick. Both tubes are currently up for auction over at eBay. It’s up to $300 so far with 7 days left. All proceeds from the auction will go to the Breast Cancer Campaign.
While Willard perfectly captured Brad’s weepy, life sucked face, why does he have Lyle Lovett’s hair and my Mii’s eyebrows? And St. Angie looks like she’s fucking caught in a windstorm. Oh, I get it. She’s sucking the life out of Brad. Willard might be a genius.
Jennifer Aniston is totally going to win this shit just so she can finally get Angie to kiss her ass lips and leave a mark.