Oh, look. Here’s Miley Cyrus at the Grammys making fun of Asians again. The chitterling-brained bitch just can’t help herself!
But seriously, Disney’s #1 prostitot has finally said she was sowwy for making Asian face in a picture that made its way around the intrawebs and back. The new apology Miley posted on her official fansite yesterday is a sequel, because the first one was a big fucking failure.
Here’s what Miley wrote. Surprisingly, the spelling and grammar errors didn’t come from me! Note this day in history:
“I want to thank all of my fans for their support not only this week, but always! I really wanted to stress how sorry I am if the photo of me with my friends offended anyone.
I have learned a valuable lesson from this and know that sometime my actions can be unintentionally hurtful. I know everything is a part of GODs ultimate plan, and mistakes happen so that eventually I will become the woman he aspires me to be.
Peace and love, Miles“
And now we are awaiting God’s apology for making Miley mock Asians.
Somebody should also let Miley know that God’s ultimate plan is for her to take her family and move into a cave far, far away. When a pack of rabid wolfies arrive, Miley should know that God sent them to hear her chipmunk warble, so she should serenade them immediately. Preferably she should sing to them while covered in cow’s blood.