Pony Parker Trots Through NYC On Her New Hooves!

February 10, 2009 / Posted by:

That’s it. We can all quit this bitch. We can spend the rest of the day sucking on sugar cubes and sipping on carrotinis while laying on a hay bed, because SJP has delivered us the joke. The joke laid down on her hooves and said, “Take me!” I mean, camel toe on a horsey?! Does she even go on the internets? I’m guessing the answer to that question is a loud, “Neeeeigh!!

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