It’s A Stoner Hunt!

February 10, 2009 / Posted by:

You know how Sheriff Lott of Columbia, SC said he was going to investigate the whole “Michael Phelps’ putting his lips on a bong” thing? The stupid bitch wasn’t telling lies. Not only is his office investigating that shit, but they have made 8 arrests and confiscated THE BONG!!!

OK! says that the bong owner wasn’t even at the party at the time Phelpsie took a hit, but he was also arrested and charged. The moron got caught because he was trying to sell that shit on eBay for around $100,000. Only a weed head would come up with that price. Wait. But it did have dolphin boy’s saliva all over it? Clone ten of him and enter them all in the Olympics! It would be like winning the lottery ten times!

Anystony, seven whores who were at the party at the time were charged with drug possession and one was charged with distribution. Michael Phelps is handcuff-free so far, but Sheriff Lott is still building a case.

This is the dumbest fucking shit I’ve ever heard. If you can be charged with a crime based on pictures, videos and other dumb stuff, then I might as well tattoo “Property of Fill in the Blank” on my ass, because it’s off to the chokey I go. And I’m sure you can smoke weed all you want in there without a bitch bothering you about it!


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